[b]Application
Form: A Date with Wendy
Interested to know more about Wendy??? Kindly fill
up the below form to let Wendy know more about you. You may be the
lucky guy who will win her heart! 
Name: William
Marital Status: Single
Nick: Sir_Horny
Height: Average
Weight: Average
Age: 21
Hobby: Webpage Designing,
Computer Games
Email: What's
that??
Good Points: Very
few
Bad Points: A
lot
Horoscope: Sagittarius
Philosophy: I'm The
BEST
Figure: Not too
bad
Others to add: No hobbies, no experience, not educated, not a
charming person, not an interesting person, not a nice person, not
a good person, a bit of neurotic + boring + annoying, sometimes
irritating, sometimes intimidating, lack of creativity, sense of
humour, some people called me a moron, dumbass and idiot
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I would like to be Wendy's friend.....izit OK??
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